Natural? Yes. Erotic? Possibly… but not really. If you head into the room on the right, you will be given a half-unpeeled banana. If you head into the room on the left, you will be given two halves of a peach, seed removed. These two rooms exist to help you relax. The free fruit is purely given as a free snack. If you take issue with either of practices, we suggest you avoid this more adult-themed restaurant and bar.
A Little Refresher, If You Will
Occasionally we all need reminders on how to properly use a restroom. There’s no shame in forgetting the basics. For example, we all talk daily and yet we all suffer from word garbage coming out of our mouths from time to time. Therefore, let’s get this quick lesson out of the way. Don’t stand on the toilet seat, sit instead. Also, when you’ve finished with your clump of toilet paper, throw it in the toilet. Don’t throw it in the trashcan or on the floor, and certainly don’t take it with you when you leave the bathroom.
An X And A Y Walk Into A Bar
For those who have forgotten middle and high school science biology class, these two doors hold the “X” and “Y” chromosome combinations that make us male and female. On the left, we have “XX.” Two “X” chromosomes result in an offspring with a female sex. Men, rather males, have one “X” chromosome and one “Y” chromosome. The plan wasn’t to have two bathroom doors that essentially act as a science test, but if you walk away feeling fresh and more informed, well, maybe they’re alright after all.
Who Doesn’t Love A Good Donut?
As men are often taller, they’ve been presented as an eclair. As women are often rounder, they’re presented as a typical round doughnut. We figure the sprinkles on the round donut emphasize extra tastiness. We get this donut shop’s signage but we wish both donuts had some color to them. We want to know the life stories behind these two delectable treats. Have they always been donut models? Did they work on any other doors? What are their hopes and dreams? We wish them luck in their modeling careers.
With the number of UFOs acknowledged by the United States Government increasing yearly, it’s really only a matter of time before one of these extraterrestrials makes their way into our society. Thankfully, this space-themed door is absolutely welcoming to humans, those with disabilities, ALIENS, and other “unknowns.” We don’t want to be rude and have them go outside… if they even have digestive and excretory systems like us. We’ll find out when the time comes.
